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It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a psychologist
15. a pest exterminator
16. a psychiatrist
17. a healer
18. a good listener
19. an organizer
20. a good father
21. very clean
22. sympathetic
23. athletic
24. warm
25. attentive
26. gallant
27. intelligent
28. funny
29. creative
30. tender
31. strong
32. understanding
33. tolerant
34. prudent
35. ambitious
36. capable
37. courageous
38. determined
39. true
40. dependable
41. passionate
42. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
43. give her compliments regularly
44 love shopping
45. be honest
46. be very rich
47. not stress her out
48. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
49. give her lots of attention, but expect little for himself
50. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
51. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
52. give the authority, but never expect her to be responsible
53. give her the last word, no matter what the cost to your life and limb
AND IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget: birthdays, anniversaries and arrangements she makes
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